gestures broadly at this
Ruminate.
Doom scroll.
Ruminate.
Wank.
Listen to a sleepy time podcast.In that order.
Could I skip the first four and probably fall asleep immediately with the sleepy time podcast? Yes probably, but, where is the fun in that.
Get high and watch a random video essay
well, before antidepressants, I would’ve said “jerk off”
but now, errr… I dunno, torture people in video games?
sudoku
No need to off yourself dude, just read a book.
You’re lookin at it
Sit around petting the dogs
The dog in question:
Read a book
Read a borderline boring book. I prefer holy scripture for that.
Most likely, I’ll lie down and will listen to music/a long YouTube video.
i do this too. very good way to wind down and just rest the eyes.
Music videos! Binging some of the live sessions posted by artists is a healthier time sink than most everything else on YouTube.
Go to bed anyway
Wank
I usually film it and send it to my fiancée to enjoy
For the last time, I am not your fiancée and I don’t want to see that shit! 😭
Watch movies
Take two Tylenol PM and try to finish masturbating before you pass out.
Your welcome.
A bright screen will surely make me fall asleep.
Pretend I am a monk from Monty Python and the Holy Grail until I render myself unconscious.
