Does anyone know who the original creator is?

    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      33·
      12 hours ago

      Don’t shampoo goats, they fuckin hate water and will be massive assholes about it

      Brush them every few days or so and they’re fine (that’s overkill but I like to let mine) and if something nasty gets on them soaking the brush with warm water usually makes them okay-ish with the water so you can get the gunk off em

      Baphomet, being a goat and from hell, is very similar I’d assume, but probably even more averse to water

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
        141·
        10 hours ago

        Counterpoint: create a field of brambles for your goats to wander through when they get itchy so you don’t have to brush them.

        Bonus: those brambles are blackberry bushes so you can wander through them and eat breakfast.

        And gather goat fur to spin into cordage or make brushes from.

            • tpyo@lemmy.world
              13·
              10 hours ago

              They’re hired out in lots of places because of their appetite for things others won’t eat. The blackberry has become invasive in parts and the thick growths of them can become impenetrable

              • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                9·
                9 hours ago

                Yeap, and they’ll eat right through the “impenetrable” bushes like they’re nothing, it’s super impressive

                This is one of mine that destroyed a couple of my berry bushes when they broke down my fence

                • tpyo@lemmy.world
                  3·
                  8 hours ago

                  What a goat! I assume they’re responsible for the broken planter tray as well?

                  Also I didn’t see the alt text until I replied. Do you have more pictures of your beasties?? I love goats!

      • And009@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
        9·
        11 hours ago

        The wet brush didn’t work for me, what others don’t mention is the heat. A wet brush melts away quickly, Baphomet need specialized metal tooth comb (the kind you use with hell cats).

    • MissJinx@lemmy.world
      18·
      12 hours ago

      Not more than once a month. Their natural skin oils protect against the fires of hell

  • multifariace@lemmy.world
    63·
    11 hours ago

    How can you possibly pet all the goats? Google AI helped me calculate that there are over a billion goats in the world and nearly 2 million new goats born every day.

    edit: You’d have to pet 1.7 million goats per day to finish in 1 year. this doesn’t seem to add up. sorry. I tried. it’s not possible is all I’m saying. But if you could, Baphomet would probably find you.