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juergen@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Used Tesla prices tumble as embarrassed owners look to sell

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Used Tesla prices tumble as embarrassed owners look to sell

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juergen@feddit.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago
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Some owners would rather sell their car than be associated with Tesla now.
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    I got you.

    Www.stealmytesla.com

    No need to be embarrassed anymore!

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      The customer service part… 😂

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        Our team will handle all the paperwork and finer details of filing insurance claims and police reports to provide you a smooth transition of ownership and plausible deniability.

        That should be higher up on the page, since that’d be the primary value of that service.

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          It’s also the point where it’s blindingly obvious the site is a joke, so I do think it’s best saved for last.

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      Excellent work by someone there. I love the customer service agent with the ski mask (who can barely keep a straight face) lol

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      Nice idea, but what if I want my tesla set on fire instead?

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        Well then you’re in luck because that might already be a feature of the model you have!

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        Pour a bucket of water on it

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      Please be real.

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        It really is a website that can be linked to!

        So is The Onion.

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