US Official Pitches Greenland Annexation as a Way to Save Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp | the deep dive
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"My view is that the United States could take all the seafood Greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China," Trump's appointee as chair of the United States Arctic Research Commission said.

Whatever to keep an ending culture alive amiright? Even if it means annexing a country to get cheap shrimp because anything changing would be to much effort.

  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 day ago

    Can’t wait for Call of Duty game where a spec ops team is sent in to stop the evil Greenland terrorist who have shrimp families hostage. America is the only chance these shellfish have for freedom.