Kazakhstan Spent $5 Billion on a Death Star and It Doesn't Even Shoot Lasers
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The Central Asian country built a futuristic city to host the World's Fair and polish its own brand. One small problem: it forgot to invite…

The Central Asian country built a futuristic city to host the World’s Fair and polish its own brand. One small problem: it forgot to invite guests.

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    5 days ago

    How do we know it can’t shoot lasers? Or that it won’t be able to in the future?

    When I finish building my Death Star it will deffo be able to shoot planet killing lasers. However in the meantime I’m making damn sure that I’m not telling anyone about it until I can use it to take over the planet …and then become the Supreme Ruler of Earth.
    (If you want to live after I take over the world then you’ll forget what I just wrote. UNDERSTAND?)

      • D_C@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        2·
        5 days ago

        You’re in.

        The first step is to woodchipper the top 0.1… No, fuck it, the top 0.5% of money hoarders.

        After that we acquire their money and finish the Death Star!!