okay which one of you was this. i need to pay you for the beansThe whole thing is so weird.
So here I am just minding my own business and this little skid mark turns up, so I just throw the can of beans that I carry with me at all times at him.
Also if somebody was hit in the head buy a can of beans they’d be dead. That’s a lot of weight.
When he says ‘chucked in my face’ (rather than ‘at’ my face), I figured loose, wet, saucy beans.
so like, did someone open the can of beans first and then throw the beans?
That’s what I figured by his wording, but I doubt either option actually happened.
i think we have a new political [throwing rotten cabbage]. beans are harder to wash out
I was all out of whoopass
dude. i ordered a can of whoopass on doordash. what the hell. you take that for yourself?
It’s possible there could be more then 1 can of whoopass at a time. I don’t whoop and drive.
dude, this you? you whoop everywhere
I’ve seen the videos that no one throws anything at him. He does get punched out but that’s it. I am wasting beans on him.
No recompense for the urine?
That’s the neat part it’s free
The bottle isn’t
you haven’t been maintaining your super soaker 50 for the last 30 years?
Just ask your local Amazon driver for theirs.
There’s a reason the Kirk-types always do this on college campuses with campus security looking over their shoulder and not fucking Manchester lmao
That dude is so never getting any.
You clearly do not understand these right wing conservatives fucks.
I mean look at Erika Kirk who seems to be completely okay with her shitbag husband. Her actions paint her as every bit the supporter and champion of these held beliefs that her husband and her shared
Moffitt also hinted that he would return to the same spot for further debates on ‘remigration’ – the forced return of migrants and their descendants – but next time would bring a ‘team of lads’ for security.
He said: ‘This is England. I do not want to become a demographically replaced hellhole. What I saw that day was a group of migrant lads being egged on by left-wing agitators.’
Oh, buddy, you just don’t get it.
He said: ‘This is England. I do not want to become a demographically replaced hellhole. What I saw that day was a group of migrant lads being egged on by left-wing agitators.’
" … and then I would cum in my pants cause I was led to all this hate by a corridor of online voices telling me that it was everyone else’s fault that I can’t talk to girls like a regular person." [he didn’t really say that part, your slander laws are stupid UK]
Though I am anti-violence, I found this delightful. Fascists getting what fascists deserve. Sorry, “lads.”
He looks like a caricature of a British person.
That’s because he didn’t go to debate, he went to shit stir and play the victim when confronted. Slap it up ye. Ballbag.
I love that for Manchester.
We do things differently here.
I had no idea who Young Bob was until a video of him in the front lines of the rioting in Southampton and then being interviewed by Owen Jones in Makerfield. He’s certainly not a British Charlie Kirk: has zero charisma, couldn’t understand Jones’ (pretty basic) questions and struggled to articulate coherent answers. Jones had to continuously repeat and simplify his questioning and even then Young Bob couldn’t comprehend. He’s the big, loud-mouthed rightwinger who sits in Year 11 classes who won’t stop giving his racist and misogynist views and everyone hates.
I like the bit where he thinks he’s been oppressed because he got fired from McDonald’s for been an arse. You just know that he was insufferable to work with.
It doesn’t matter. If you get over a certain threshold of views and interactions it’s like starting a fire, it spreads on its own. The right jump right on it, they love this shit, and more and more people get radicalized because it gets in their feed and since everything is black and white and about outrage and culture war shit you get people on your side simply because if you’re not on “the other side” you’re by definition on their side, or so it’s framed.
And yeah, I believe at some point violence is the answer.
I’d rather fight obese chavs now than having to storm Normandy in 20 years.
So he’s less of a British Charlie Kirk and more of a British Nick Shirley.
Bell end. For those not from our beloved Manchester, this is a traditional “tough love” term of endowment for someone, who, despite the multitude failures of their logic, debate weaknesses, lack of corroborative evidence will persevere nonetheless.
If he returns, let’s promise 20 quid for the first person to de-bag him. For those not familiar with Manchester phraseology, this is a raconte driven loss of your trousers.
If we can find five people who at school with this chap, queued to copy this gentleman’s homework, I will desist from further mockery. Until such time, he remains on the open season list for candid ridicule of his arguments
Nah mate, let’s pick him up, dump him in a canal, and then pelt him with bits of broken brick as he tries to swim and climb out whilst calling him an absolute melt.
On second thoughts mate, bin him
A turd in a brown paper bag makes a good shit grenade.
Anyone who aspires to be like Charlie Kirk should enjoy the exact same ending as Charlie Kirk.
“Follow your leader”
No, we are British. Stabbed and left to bleed out on the floor is more of our style.
It really is best if fascists around the world experience a wide and diverse range of mechanims of finding out
For some, a bullet, for others, a knife in the kidney beans, for yet more, grenades in a ditch, from each according to their ability.
By a chav on a bicycle, right?
Aren’t most ‘chavs’ just 30 something millenials now? I don’t think the youth still use that word.
Is it “roadman” now? Is that the same thing?
From what I’ve gathered no, as ‘roadman’ means a hard guy who deals drugs and that sort of dangerous machismo is appealing to young men, hence so many of them emulating the look.
Chav wasn’t gender or age specific, so had a much wider catchment for who it could describe.
I really don’t know what the new ‘chav’ is though, you’d have to ask a teenager.
It warms the cockles of my heart!
What a cunt. Deserved it.
Ha! Keeping the trash out of your streets
So the UK news will refer to you by your chosen online name? Interesting.
The Metro isn’t a newspaper, it’s a comic.
