• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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    1 day ago

    It starts to prickle your skin, “watch this short 30 second ad to disable the itch for 30 minutes!”

    Five minutes later, starts to prickle again.

    Or:

    You’re talking with your mother about such-and-such, suddenly your shirt starts blaring an obnoxious influencer screaming “HEY LOSER! DOES YOUR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GET IN THE WAY OF YOUR RELATIONSHIPS?!?”