• TheFriendlyArtificer@beehaw.org
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      Don’t lump them in with us! I’m a proud member of the Satanic Temple, and I wouldn’t touch PHP on my most hedonistic night.

      There’s the Devil, and there’s the Devil.

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        Haha. I’m sure they’re joking.

        But probably because you chose two languages with relatively scary syntax.

        I don’t know how to create automation to summon extraplanar nightmare creatures, but if I had to start, my first attempt would be PHP, and I know in my heart that getting it working would require C++.

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            Here’s your image!

            AI image generated with the prompt from the previous comment


            The AI model has revised your prompt: A terrifying creature from another dimension is being summoned. This is happening through a unique and unusual method, which combines elements of computer coding. The person initiating the summoning is dynamically typing a hybrid language that merges the syntax and functions of two popular programming languages, PHP and C++. The scene is imbued with a supernatural feel as ethereal lights emanate from the lines of code, giving a clue that this is not ordinary programming but something arcane and otherworldly.

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            Have you used modern PHP with its ecosystem and frameworks? It’s actually really solid, and really good at what it aims to do.

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        I think it’s the PHP, makes people doubt your soul’s status that you’d subject yourself willingly to it