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Apparently “cotton” and “Mexican” are slurs

Glory to you… ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD…

only replies to the last thing said in the text

refuses to elaborate

SUSPECT IS WRIGGLING THREATENINGLY, REQUESTING BACKUP

In the 2000s women were straight up having orgasms in shampoo commercials.

It works, but for whatever reason it’ll die and go blank on me whenever I switch to another app, then I have to kill it and reopen it.

It wasn’t funny. It was fucking hilarious.

This is horseshit. Horseshit, horseshit, horseshit. And for those of you who don’t know what that means, it’s the shit that comes from a horse!

My nephew will be 38 in 2050. Sure makes it seem a lot closer.

I like to think of it as a reset to early 2000s internet, which was basically the golden age.

As a NileRed fan, this is perfectly fine.