My profuse apologies, Mrs Tea I will endeavour to be gender neutral in any further insults.

Hah, look at Mr. Moneybags bragging about his wealth!

Arran always looks lovely, when the weather permits. It’s been 10 years since I first moved here and I’m still sometimes stunned by how beautiful the Ayrshire coast can be (when it’s not raining sideways).

That’s the weird thing. Why would an ice cream company suddenly decide to make crisps? Their ice cream is actually quite decent. The crisps, not so much.

Yes, I must admit it has turned a bit humid today. Still beats sideways rain though.

As someone who now lives on the west coast of Scotland I’m actually enjoying the novelty of a bit of hot dry weather.

I used to dread weather like this when I lived in London though.