i read that as EmoDuck, so that’s what i’m calling it

i would have thought the quotes would indicate the intent of the tone of the actual headline-- guess not

“teenage hamas adjacent terrorist runs into shrapnel; dies by his own actions” /s

edit: good points in the replies-- should have added /s because people say this unironically

DELETE TWITTER ALREADY

weird how 70 years later german military is glorifying the empire in star wars, which borrowed a lot from nazis but then became its own cultural thing

isn’t it pretty much what amazon’s been doing since the beginning? the difference being there’s no “app” like camel yet to track prices over time at a single store

but yea, still another reason not to go to walmart. how do they mitigate the problem of something being $X when you put it in your cart, and the price being X+whatever by the time you get through the 2 mile long line at one of the 2 open registers?

LOL omfg

looks like the first 45 seconds of a simcity build

that’s what happens when the middle class stops buying the “regular” stuff and switches to the cheap no-name stuff. and the owner class is going to make their profits one way or another

i have to think the “US sends one submarine and one aircraft carrier to middle east” that’s reported in US news is a small portion of what they’ve actually done to bare their fangs over there

the news SHOULD be everyone is quitting twitter, and get rid of the scare quotes around hate and disinformation

DELETE TWITTER

LOL elon would retreat to his nuclear defense bunker within a heartbeat of the breakdown of social order

actually probably way before that

are they blaming all brown people for the stabbings? what do they think they’re going to accomplish?

Beach volleyball is incredibly demanding, and at the elite level, a very low population sport. It takes athletes their whole careers

busted his ass for years

spent his whole career

for whatever reason someone might want to dedicate their entire life to earning the “best volleyball player” title for a few years, those were all 100% his decisions. if someone chooses to compete in a system that will even allow rapists to compete, then…sucks to suck? and it seems incredibly douchey to decide to play with a rapist and then try to act like the victim when the crowd boos

would YOU play on team rapist? if you would, then fuck you too.

if you wouldn’t, then why spill so much ink over trying to justify playing on team rapist?

to the larger conversation, this is one reason i say fuck the olympics altogether, it does more harm than good

one of my favorite planes, along with the F-4 and A10. i hope they pound the shit out of plenty of putins puppets

if you have to source your war machines from DPRK… you might be losing

you might enjoy paperback paradise

holy shit how does he look like he aged another 40 years in the last few days?

i mean i agree, i don’t watch or follow a single sport, olympic or not.

but whipping animals for showing off stupid horse tricks just seems dumber and pointlesser to me…i say the same thing about dog shows, but at least i don’t hear about dogs being whipped for it