After decades of dehumanisation? Sure.

War after sending troops to die in Ukraine and after selling their barely working ammunition to Russia. Yeah dude, sure. Whatever.

I am flabbergasted that Russia has training grounds. This is not a joke. I thought they just put you in a green overall, give you a 60 year old gun in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other. And that’s it. Off you go!

The teleportation of the enemy to hell

That’s one hell of a way to say it.

Can I get into trouble for calling myself an “investigative journalist”? Like, can I stand in front of the camera and say the dumbest, factually most incorrect shit, like these vatnik bitches and still call myself that, even I didn’t learn that job somewhere? Is there any kind of legal trouble I have to expect as long as I don’t go full Alex Jones?

Pyongyang, after decades of UN-led sanctions targeting its ballistic missile and nuclear weapons programmes, is attempting to strengthen its ties with Russia and China as part of an alliance against “western hegemony and imperialism”.

The three stooges right there.

Hey look, a report we can agree on.

It’s quiet today at work. So I tuned in. Holy moly some of these tornadoes look unpleasant.

Traveling to Taiwan to cry about them not being slaves. Someone is going for the social credit combo multiplier.

Saudi progress in human rights, unicorns and other fables.

A ban is incredibly hard. Not impossible, but hard. And even if, it won’t solve the actual problem. The AfD maintained the image of a protest party and to this day people believe this crap. A great way to cut their votes in half would be educating the population so they understand that protest is good but voting for fascist scum is not.

Ah yes, Russian conscripts! Known for such classics as “immediately surrendering because they don’t want to die for nothing in some maniacs war”.

To quote my DM when I’m about to cause a near TPK: „You can certainly try.“

Getting tortured to death by three vodka addicts while propagating for the wrong side of history. Unsightly way to go.

At the same time, Medvedev said “a nuclear conflict is really not needed by anyone,” adding that: “It is obvious that a nuclear response is an extremely difficult decision with irreversible consequences.”

Ha! Hahahahahaha! Get fucked! The only reason you say that is because the US already told you that any kind of nuclear attack would result in a good old round of “fuck around and find out”!

Must feel bad to be emasculated that hard.

Posting maps and call it a day. Classic. Any kind of context is for nerds I guess?

Please dear, don’t do that. It makes you look so painfully misinformed.

NATO expansion

Which is not real. I am saddened you choose to believe in it.

I can only talk for myself but never in my life did I have sex more crazy, borderline fucked up, as that one time me and my partner smoked weed before jumping in the sheets.

Alcohol on the other hand turns me into a useless sack of meat. Literally the end times for any boner of mine.

With every red line crossing being unanswered and the swiftness Ukraine snacked Kursk…well, the moment every ally lifts every ban, it’s “No sleep till Vladivostok”.

A population that old and conservative loves shit like that. Also, the government urging young people to instead drink more alcohol sounds like something straight out of the Soviet Unions playbook.