Match!!

you haven’t seen a predator in years, if ever. surely there’s predators and you’re not looking hard enough!

👀

some tools are actually strictly bad to use, like nuclear bombs, landmines, or chemical weapons

Hopefully Americans learn this person too

dead cat bounce

i don’t have full confidence it will make it to the scrapyard

Prepare to pay a $200m fine for littering.

i don’t want you to die

republicans think the middle class starts at 100 million dollars

carve the frog, put one piece on your plate and the others in the fridge

shit man, are we putting climate to the back of the queue again?

hey just curious, do you want to annex any of the successor states if the US dissolves or do you just want to be friends

it’s back up btw

an llm is a cool way to rephrase your own thoughts back at you. it’s pretty useful for brainstorming. or masturbation. i sure hope that’s all anyone uses it for

in general the only way to do big things is to carve the frog into smaller pieces

i remember being pretty concerned during trump 1 when the US withdrew from the UNESCO literacy program, but it was barely a footnote to anyone

space station 14 (or space station 13 if you’re nasty)

what about the nonmagic zombie situation where the plague spreads slowly and through typical viral pathways so that it becomes an endemic where people trying to go about their regular life will occasionally keel over and come back up as berserk monsters

or like maybe all the bad guys will have heart attacks and strokes 🥺

the wrong ice is melting and the wrong ice is expanding