He was white as a sheet

Is this a Firefly reference?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

No joke, I thought for a second you were referring to Infinite Solutions and were trolling hardcore. I haven’t thought about that in a long time.

sungloc.utus

My sex toy goes to a different school

Parents just don’t understand

One of my home servers was popped once, they stuck a new MOTD on there to let me know how foolish I was and I haven’t made that mistake since. So… yay greyhat?

For Chiefly reasons of course. Now whether or not that server is active in the cluster is another matter entirely, but hey if it makes him/her feel important /shrug

Figure ~45 minutes to run to the liquor store for a decent single malt, another ~25 minutes for the pizza rolls, quick power nap, wake up and redeploy. That’s about 2 hours.

Why doesn’t anyone ever think about the poor microbes?

A strong acid would do just as good a job without having to involve any lifeforms.

Unix is the kind of friend who won’t bat an eye about holding your beer while you go and do something incredibly stupid

I bought my first 3D printer to print a replacement worm gear in my Venetian blinds that I could have bought for like 30¢

Totally justified.

If you want a net profit of $1000 you would need three subscriptions

Jesus Christ dude

What alerted you first, the noise or the smell?

Which one in their range is comparable to the printers OP mentioned?

Edit: Never mind I get it now

If you let the car rot, you get the stick

If you buy a dozen Prusa Minis you get the best of both worlds!

Pre-edit: I just realized I never actually answered your question. I honestly don’t know how most people go about finding someone to design and prototype, but judging by some of the responses here I think we’ll get some good advice. Feel free to contact me directly if you want me to look into the draft.

What has been super helpful to me iwhen people come to me with requests is to send me the most detailed diagrams or images of any currently available offerings or a combination of them so I have a good starting point.

As a specific example, someone asked me to design a handheld door lock retainer to practice lockpicking. The overall shape and ergonomic design were up to me, but this image was provided which included very specific measurements for the lock: