ONE letter away from Nostril…

Jesus christ, this story gets more horrific by the day.

Wow… as someone who is not neurospicy but is interested in those who are, this comment gave me a lot of insight into how your brain ticks. Thank you!

Low key, it’s classy stoner music

Also a great soundtrack for schtupping.

Stahp, every time you say that, an Xer develops arthritis in their knees!

Now where’s my aleve…

I see two capital letter Is that have unnecessary serifs.

I wish we would all be Humans first.

Mine are mostly about nail art techniques and skincare reviews in French.

Well they took you from your mother’s womb and put you in a school // Told you how to run your life by following the rules // Told you not to pick your nose or disrespect the queen // Scrub your teeth three times a day keep mind and body clean

They’re probably using a stovetop kettle with too much water instead of an electric kettle.

Oh snap

Reader’s Digest.

You deserve it friend 🥇