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A brown bear and polar bear case the joint from across the street, taking notes. Their black bear accomplice rejoins them with a gummy grin. “These idiots are a good mark. They don’t know to fight back!”

Former smoker. The specific medical warnings are good imo. “Poison in every puff” is a little too goofy and my inner teenager reaction is just “hell yeah” hahaha. Which is funny, but also counterproductive.

Honestly the main problem I see here is people setting fire to items in a public space without proper combustion containment.

Like, sure, burn a book if you feel like it. But you should coordinate with the local fire department and use an approved and setting-appropriate container like a burn barrel, chiminea, etc.

Safety first, folks :]

Jak II (and probably the others after it but I haven’t gotten to them yet so can’t say for sure). Not Precursor Legacy though, it’s perfect and nobody can tell me otherwise
Edit: jk I forgot Precursor Legacy didn’t have subtitles, it could do with those.

Half Life 1 (and 2 at this point, tbh) Actually fuck it let’s just re-do all the Valve Source FPS. TAKE MY MONEY

Roller Coaster Tycoon 1 would be an awesome candidate for an AOE Definitive Edition style remake where the mechanics are virtually unchanged but it’s given a 3D graphics overhaul with unfixed zoom levels

Tron 2.0 but it’ll never happen because it’s a split timeline from Tron Legacy :[