It was him

Yes, and use something like GNU Screen to work seamless on the other machine again.

Or volcano-shark-rocket accident?

You mean like that

Here is how to disable it:
https://support.mozilla.org/en-US/kb/privacy-preserving-attribution#w_how-can-i-disable-ppa

Panicakes?

Stay safe and use heavy lead dildos or the self glowing Marie Curie radium dildos instead.

Hold on, there is somebody at the door.

How about a console with cursive writing font? That’s probably the reason why it’s named cursive. Because of all the curses of the users.

Interesting and creative aproach against a Disney copyright cease and desist letter.

tl;dw:
Strong similarity to Donald was the problem so the creators published a story about a fake death (with a Disney weight) of the old duck, added plastic surgery to the duck’s beak and, after complains within the story, added an original duck beak mask (with a string attached) so the hero looked almost like before, but copyright compatible.

urinal related livecam

Simply a NAS with Samba connections from all local clients.

Even the processor (I had the luck of 64bit) was ok for it’s time with great battery life of up to 12 hours. But the lack of disk space and RAM (only 2GB) sadly prevented further updates.

Everytime I see that creatures I remember my encounter with one of them at the zoo.
It rotated it’s tail like a ventilator and pooped the soggiest crap imaginable. The wall tiles of the indoor enclosure were a complete mess.

Aww. What a little killing machine.

Do you feel lucky, punk?