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Bro its like 9/11 bro, its like Pearl Harbor bro, please let me activate your patriotic overrides to common sense so we can justify the incoming slaughter of palestinian civilians

You joke but it did make my social life a lot easier. You keep meeting other parents (at doctors, community organized activities, for playdates and so on) and instantly have something to talk about. Oh mine has the shits, mine won’t latch, ours started rolling on his belly last week.

Then you start gifting and receiving gifts because yours grew out of his sleeping bag or the inlaws gave something absurd for your situation but someone else might find it useful and you develop actual adult friendships.

I’m not autistic and I don’t know either. So I became a dad now I can literally talk shit (he has diarrhea 😱) for hours on end.

Is there something like the amputatorbot on Lemmy?