There’s been a continuous movement in the US to reduce workers rights since the 70’s. I offer 10 sick (mandatory by oregon) and 10 vacation, and it’s considered generous. I also pay full health care, which is considered ridiculously good.

Multiple drones for viewing parties on both sides.

This, sir, is Ninja Scroll.

If the fetus is allowed to own a gun, it should count.

“Strap it to my new plane.”

“I love it!” -Frank Dreben

We’re 100% certain there was only one lobotomy?

A linux user would just throw a craft beer bottle.

Excising.

There was a website at some point that would put up themed meeting phrases each week, with points if anyone used them and caught it. I still remember a few of them.

“I don’t want a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow, I expect a pot of uranium.”

“We either play barbie or go home. I didn’t get come here today to be Skipper.”

“I don’t say we build a barbie dream house, I want use to build a barbie on ecstasy house.”

“Is this a queen alien problem? Or more of a face hugger we can ignore for a while?”

Maybe I’m a little okay with AI…

….will there be a new one every 5 minutes?

If that’s on the list add The Maxx

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

Closed 2 Weeks for Renovations.

Ever since the ocean was invented, naval combat vessels have focused on staying above the water. While some may claim this excludes submarines, this in fact accounts for the fact a submarine is not a naval combat vessel, it is a torpedo-storage container full of gay men.

However, recent trends in russian naval tactics have seen their black sea fleet deploying under the ocean, using its depths to hide like the fragile and majestic octopus. Deep ocean ship deployments have been increasing over the parts few years, and offer a benefit of excellent cover, stable positioning, and - bonus - resupply needs greatly reduce as well.

Naval aviators tend to hate the ocean, because it is not the air, but as navies redeploy their fleets underwater (there are rumors india and pakistan may soon experiment with this technology), the only answer is deploy air assets to watch them.

I’d argue security through obscurity was gone by 2000, for anything that can be pinged.

VEEP

Seriously. “Today the secretary of defense with a drinking problem reveals military secrets to a reporter due to a texting error.”

Shut up and go make Dagwood a sandwich, Blondi.

CGP Gray, Rules for Rulers https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rStL7niR7gs