Most mosquito bites I get I don’t find out about until hours later.

“Seven circles! There ARE seven circles!”

“Please reconnect mouse to continue.”

loudly places hand on side of face

There is absolutely no reason in a fair and just world why my Pro Controller wouldn’t be able to sync to the Switch 2. So foolishly assuming we live in a fair and just world, I’m probably never going to use the Joycons ever.

The Onion: Japanese Government bracing to completely ignore incoming wave of criminal allegations.

Dad: “Be yourself… in front of other people.”

Kid: “Oh.”

That person isn’t fucking around.

I don’t like the idea of saying this federated thing will overtake/be more important than that federated thing. If Piefed is doing it right, Piefed users will be able to see everything on Lemmy and Lemmy users will be able to see everything on Piefed.

User’s choice should grant access to everything.

Federated networks are not competing with each other, they’re cooperating with each other against silo’d, closed networks run by corporations. Or at least that’s how it should be.

Conductor, before multi-track drifting: “Mind your footing!”

Just… in… case.

Is that suppose to be a trick question?

Native Americans suggest the colonizers should just leave America.

I’ve always wanted to know how feasible and cost-effective it would be to buy a bunch of dead iPhones, rip out the camera module, and turn them into home security cameras.

Save time and just list Humanity as a threat to everything.

I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app, Anon. How am I suppose to launch this game if I can’t see your bitcoin wallet app?

Apps that can’t stand on their own should be deleted, whether it’s nefarious or not.

You see it on the search results page. Click the gear icon to go into settings and there is a link at the bottom to “manage” AI settings. For me, everything is turned on by default, but it may not have rolled out to everyone yet.

I’ve been using DuckDuckGo exclusively for several years now.

I believe my reaction to seeing AI junk turned on by default was, “Not you, too!”

It will be a sad day when I have to jump to something else to escape it.

Does she reticulate the splines?

All but a few countries treat the symptoms rather than the problem.

Guns are illegal in Japan, but there are lots of fatal stabbings.