They will assasdinate her, I’m calling it.

Past me is glorious…it’s not nostalgia, I have amazing charts to prove it.

Never? You are so so lucky.

Sounds psychotic, which is also what I come to expect.

I’m grateful for my parents as well.

Nonsense.

They still have the acid drones for defense.

Figures. The wealthy could never fully buy power with just wealth, there was always someone smarter that was a threat. Now, they can just buy intelligence, thanks to AI, and crush everything else with their sheer weight.

Is this the great filter? The ultimate fate of all species?

No commrade senior citizen most equal of all pimball_wizard, we are not :'[

The exact thing they used to say China did!

Oh good job Musk! Bring them all here! Right into our icy flippers!

Just waiting to see what ASI will do.

I like the malevolent creator theory. But it’s most likely that since the universe runs on entropy, it just optimizes for misery as a side-effect.

Good point. We should try something far longer lived, but good at surviving. Crocodiles? Nah…too much work to get them intelligent. Octopuses maybe?

EDIT: Octopi just to avoid the annoying corrections.

But it’s true. Psychopaths tend to end up in CEO, and other leadership positions more often, as they are not afraid to literally kill to get ahead.

Please please let this happen…it would be the funniest thing ever!

I hope they get a cavity search too!

That’s not how it works. You have to mean it when you repent. If you go killing someone with the intent to just repent later, you are basically screwed. As you probably won’t truly regret what you have done.

Or you know, it’s almost impossible to make an evil choice, and the chances get smaller over time. Or you only have good choices.

I suppose that whatever heaven does to you, you would want to exist forever…for whatever reason.

Yes! How much do you want for it? I only accept payment in bottlecaps, and nuke-soda.

Organs are not worth as much as they used to