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Eee! They named the parent company after the evil corporation parent company in The Onion Movie! That makes me unreasonably happy! 😂🥰

A 13 October letter addressed to then-Israeli Defence Minister Yoav Gallant and Strategic Affairs Minister Ron Dermer from their US counterparts said Israel must allow 350 aid trucks a day into Gaza over the next 30 days. Most aid organisations estimate that around 700 trucks a day are needed to meet everyday needs.

In the second half of October, the World Food Programme said just 58 trucks a day were being allowed into Gaza

It’s beyond tragicomedy and into dystopia. That anyone believes a word the complicit US government says about the fascist apartheid regime at this point is proof positive that political gaslighting is much more effective than most people believe.

since then, Israeli forces have sealed off northern Gaza and announced on the day of the US election, on 5 November, that its former residents would not return to their homes.

To the surprise of no honest and observant person paying attention. And with no consequences now or ever.

I fucking hate how corrupt and fundamentally dishonest the motherfuckers who were the LEAST evil choice in the election they spectacularly bungled are 🤬

Restating the original point as a rebuttal to a comment agreeing with it is an interesting choice 🤔

Remember that both Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan needed to be occupied and forced to undergo this cultural shift.

Apartheid South Africa didn’t, though. They’re a much more recent and also more similar regime, and what it took was a combination of being shunned by the international community and internal resistance.

Just because the West has a huge violence hammer (band name) doesn’t mean that every rogue nation is a nail.

Roughly half, as of mid October last year. I don’t think anyone has a clear picture of the current proportions, for obvious reasons.

Captain Ancap is useful for exactly one thing: whatever he does, the opposite is always the right thing to do.

He’s the Argentine version of Piers Morgan’s opinions, except the latter is at least right about gun control.

This is pretty much an open letter to Biden.

Anyone who’s paying attention knows that not much happens before the Empire takes its responsibility as self-appointed masters of the world seriously, and nobody is under any illusions that the incoming administration is not going to make everything much worse if allowed to.

This part is also very typical:

An Arab taxi driver was also attacked by mobs who appeared to be with the Israeli fans, although police said they couldn’t identify the nationality of the attackers as no arrests were made.

Had it been an Arab mob attacking an Israeli taxi driver, you BET there’d have been arrests!

Hell, if it had happened in the US, the taxi driver would probably have been arrested for bruising the knuckles of the Israelis with bogus charges of “resisting arrest” and “assaulting a police officer” tacked on to increase the length of their sentence!

EXACTLY. I don’t know if the people downvoting me are salty Zionists or confused fellow anti-zionists lol

On the one hand, innocent athletes and fans shouldn’t be punished for the actions of the government.

On the other hand, though, odds are that almost all of them support the atrocities or have actively contributed to them up to and including murdering, raping, and torturing innocent civilians. So fuck em.

And why the fuck are they in the Europa league

Because it wouldn’t be safe for the Israeli teams to play against teams from all the neighboring nations that rightfully despise the actions of their government.

They could stop murdering innocent people all the time, but losing to European teams instead of ones from the middle east is easier and more profitable.

And why are they in the European Song Contest?

In a word? Corruption. In two words: BLATANT corruption.

Me too. I cross posted it to the blahaj trans community. Our friends there can use all the support we have to give in these dark days 💔#WeWontLoseThem

And the entire Hindu nationalist fascist movement he rode in on

The cruelty and destruction is the point.

“Sources” being the IDF or the US, probably.

I’ll bet you dollars to donuts that they didn’t, but DID kill a bunch of innocent civilians. It’s what they do.

🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

There’s a difference between literal truth and contextual honesty.

People only point out that the Gazan health ministry is de jure “Hamas-run” (even though the biggest hospitals are run by the UN, just like the education system) to discredit it’s death tolls and justify the bombings of hospitals by making people associate it with the one thing even the most ignorant know Hamas does; terrorism.

It’s the equivalent of a red hat fascist calling it “Democrat-run FEMA” or a red armband fascist (the two are far from mutually exclusive btw) the “Jew-run IDF”.

As in “the late Dentarthurdent”