Tammo-Korsai

We regularly review our pay to ensure we offer competitive wages and benefits.

Translation: We pay as little as we can get away with.

Rest in pieces.

They should drop the pretenses and rename DWP to Aktion T4. It does the same thing.

Unelected and unaccountable - a perfect combination for the head of state.

There’s already evidence in the UK that a progressive approach works, but it has been forgotten about. Middlesbrough police trialled a scheme where they provided heroin users with their fix. All of a sudden, the users stopped committing offences to raise money for their habit, which in turn deprived dealers of a lucrative source of income.

“Today we are sending a clear signal to young people that there are consequences for misusing drugs. Both users and dealers will face the full force of the law for their actions,”

Criminalising the users has worked so well with other drugs, hasn’t it? The war on drugs will be won any second now…

“In my day, I was able to buy a house for twelve pence by asking the boss for a raise. Why can’t you do that today?”

I know Buddhism teaches that life is suffering, but I’m pretty sure the idea is to reduce suffering, not spread it.

“Don’t make me nuke myself!”

“I kept throwing wave after wave of my men at the kill-bots until they reached their preset kill limit.”

• Zapp Brannigan

Amazing beards, too.

Hamas is commanded by stable geniuses.

Putin’s special military operation to expand NATO is going well.

Non-negotiable freedom and democracy intensifies

Next the Tories will get outraged about people owning flatscreen TVs as though it’s totally new technology.

In response to a request for comment, Amazon UK Country Manager John Boumphrey said the company offered competitive wages and benefits.

‘Competitive wages’ translates to ‘shite to mediocre.’ Maybe they should force him to work in a warehouse for a year and see how he feels after that.

Israel has its own military industry that is very advanced and substantial, shaped by their forever war, so I’m sure they can get by without US support for far longer than Ukraine currently can.

They helped plenty of Nazis escape to Argentina, as well.

Behold the teachings of Supply-Side Jesus.

I’m not sure they’ll be able to contain a determined uprising given how the Russian police force is in crisis due to pay so low that one is better off working as a taxi driver. And I imagine that many unpaid soldiers won’t be feeling terribly loyal if things really go to shit.