Never confiscated, but apparently sleeved Magic the Gathering cards look like explosives to the TSA. I kept getting “randomly” searched and being late for flights until I finally asked the dude why I kept getting “randomly” flagged for additional screening and he told me. It was also frequently cold when I was traveling and my suitcase was often left in the trunk of a cold car all day while I was at work and that also makes them suspicious of my belongings.

If the TSA had ever prevented a terrorist plot you can be sure they’d be screaming about it at every opportunity.

I exist against my will! I did not consent to this!

We don’t even try the wrong things. We just keep doing the same old shit we’ve been doing and wondering why nothing ever changes.

Is that why I’m like this?