You can’t call your instrument of war a “shrike” if you’re not impaling the corpes on spikes around your contry.

Iran: *threatens Peshmerga with death sentence.

Activist: More, please…

Just offer them some food. They may be a little skittish at first, but eventually they’ll be eating out of the palm of your hand.

Could have been buying olive oil… Way less dangerous buying olive oil.

It’s a good thing they don’t believe in science. Because if they ever found out how eyes work, then things would get real bloody real fast.

And the only loser is us.

Watch is on the wrong wrist.

So you can spread word that the democrats killed him and start a civil war.

Herbert Hoover was an economic genius who could do no wrong.

If they didn’t want to find out, maybe they shouldn’t have fucked around.

They’re not “literal” Nazis…

They’re ISIS.

English cutoff is at 18.

There is no cutoff in Hebrew.

The Euphrates, apparently.

ISISreal on the march.

He looks like Bob Odenkirk’s donut ordering slacker from Mr. Show.

“Nah… we’d much rather steal more Lebanese land.”

Rachel Maddow has a terrible poker face.

Which Putin? This newest one is the worst replacement they’ve gotten yet. Can’t even do the voice and the surgery scars did not heal well.

Too hairy.

Game’s okay.

The developers however can eat a bag of rancid pig farts.