I agree with everything you wrote, but I don’t think they carved up only Ukraine in that phone call. At least all of Europe, possibly the entire world.

Amazing book, btw. Like one long fever dream.

Pick up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer.

My dentist sez flossing is on it’s way out, everybody should start using these really small interdental toothbrushes anyway.

Missed a chance to make it: “Department Of Ostensibly Free Unadulterated Speech”, aka DOOFUS

True, I just finished playing one of them.

I know talk boxes have gone out of style, but that’s as close as you’ll ever get.

I tried them once, liked them. Ate them after using them once, as it is impossible to keep them from rotting in the long run. They were just a bit too expensive, though, so I probably won’t repeat that experience.