Found the guy who’s never seen a Prime Minister’s Question Time.

They didn’t have growth mentality.

I’d gather huge groups of myself and march down the middle of roads to freak people out.

I still don’t really know anything about Mr Beaks and happy to maintain that status quo.

Poorly drawn Cliff Richard seen on a woman’s shoulder in Blackpool (of course).

It’s like when people romanticise the old London gangsters and say they were polite and always looked after their mother. That still doesn’t make up for a lifetime of criminal intimidation, physical assault and murder.

If someone’s polite but just waiting for a local chapter of blackshirts to form they’re not nice people.

If he gets the votes he can do literally anything he wants.

I tend to stay places where I like my coworkers too long, even though it’s pretty bad for my career. Sometimes you have to balance out the angst at slumming it at a lower pay/position than you should be versus not wanting to murder everybody around you (And also more explicitly senior roles put you in day-to-day contact with more dickheads by their nature.)

I hope Obama wins the presidency back via the traditional leadership challenge of Hell In A Cell and then puts this statuette up his bum on live TV.

They’re seriously more bothered about there being a trans woman in a different cubicle where you can’t see each other than if it was a lesbian perving on your sounds, or a gay man being at the stand ups and sneaking a look at your winky (12” flaccid before you ask). This is not stuff normal people care about.

I swear I never read White Noise to the end, but then when I watched the movie I kept remembering the scenes from it as they happened until the very end,

You mean like identical twins?

“Learnings” - you’re not fucking Borat!

Are there even enough trailer parks to house these people?

The best play is to eat the marshmallow immediately so that the experimenter moves onto the next test.

They’re not political, they just wantt to see common sense policies on immigration (for brown people) and crime (for brown people).

Free-speech absolutists gonna free-speech.

The Owen Wilson co-written ones are the best by miles. I will fight over this.

It’s true he’s been awful since Queer as Folk, but if you’ve heard his normal speaking voice in The Gentlemen it’s kind of understandable that his character accents always sound a bit forced.

Jason Bateman. Used to be Jeremy Renner and Tim Robbins so I guess it’s an unconscious bias against little guys with too-big faces for their features.