As a straight woman, I thought all of us mammals actually like breasts though… No?

I guess some penises come with breasts… How do you feel about those?

In true quantum sexuality, measuring it would actually affect the measurement. You’d probably get a lot of false positives for any super hot humans you put in front of test subjects.

Oh thank God. I came here just to upvote the person who posted this, and I has to scroll so long to find it that I was worried it would end up being me.