I refused to believe it, but it turns out there are people out there that need a lot of motivation to wipe their own ass every time because eventually they get fed up with being “exploited” by big TP.

Judging by the lack of consequences for the previously observed war crimes, my bet is they’ll prolong the suffering to sate their revenge lust. See if anyone bothers to step in when they erect full blown torture camps.

Gift the entirety of military resources not stationed in CONUS to NATO allies. If the plan was to try to strong-arm our allies for protection, literally take the ammo away.

Except for the last guy who will still have one eye. How’s the blind guy gonna take the eye of the guy with one eye left? All that guy had to do is run away and hide behind a bush. Gandhi was wrong.

Russia’s on the list of other countries with inferior potassium.

пчтин. pchtin. cmon, get it together kids.

Wouldn’t catch me dead with dark chocolate in my hand, or exploded all over me

Israel: triple retaliate, no erasees

<Beach Boys voice>

Ooh, we wanna take him to Guantanamo Take him there fast Where he’ll get tortured slow That’s where we want him to go Way down to Guantanamo

Kudos for including the duration of the video so I know I’m not jumping into a 3 hour video essay

Or he chucked a briefcase that followed a target out to sea and its movement created the waterspout

Windows XP deciding not to boot one day and not being able to find the OEM recovery disk

I would settle for a couple of cozzers pulling up in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang to make the arrest

I’m currently overseas in SE Asia, it resolves to a local address (10.3.1.1) with a cname record pointing to an AWS load balancer with 3 separate IPs through my ISP’s DNS server. protected-users.twitter.okta.com still appears across a few different DNS records according to dnschecker.org at the time of my post.

Crowd II: The Struckening

It’s really telling that they care more about clout than actually doing the things that might make the world a little less shitty. Shameless fraudsters can’t be bothered to do anything useful unless there’s a material reward in it for them.

People who didn’t party in the early 2000s might only associate it with them. Sort of like people who didn’t know about pepe before it popped up in hate memes

I see one up there, срёт[.]онлайн, “shit dot online”

Shivney

And shot himself twice in the back of the head before hitting the ground