I mean look at all of our past successes in the Middle East /s

I can’t afford a used car either so I’m driving this Subaru until it’s unrepairabe. It’s nearly old enough to vote.

This is exactly what I was looking for.

I was very confused on how exactly a giant schnapps was going to accomplish this. Several minutes later, after my brain finished parsing that headline correctly, I’ve determined that that’s enough internet for me today.