At least it was quick, but did he really mean to dive head on into the explosion or did he try to evade and fucked that up?

I wonder what they’ll use them for, in Germany we mostly look at them staying on the ground.

Uh, that looks promising! Thank you!

Remember faster!

Please 💖

You seem upset. Would a bucket of carrots help?

Obviously /s, but holy shit is that an insane story.

They should use this for their recruiting. It’s a good preparation for reality.

I’m still pissed he threw away that marinara. Could have used the cutlery to eat some noodles and then do his project. Talking about waste and then that.

Schäm dich, Brudi.

I’ve read on the Google that his dick fell off when he played with it too much in front of his buddies in the Kremlin.

It’s either backing him or live in constant fear of tea and windows.

But but… Empire strong?

I’ve wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they’d not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don’t understand how they’re not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.

That’s really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we’d collectively laugh and replace them.

She’s built like a steak house, but she handles like a Bistro.

He wasn’t expecting it neither.

While I agree with you, the real bastards are Putin and his asshole friends. They, however they did it, convinced their country it was necessary to go to war. But it’s the people who get slaughtered, not the butcher in his palace.

Of course they need to be stopped. But still I know the monster is the puppeteer.

“No, you can’t. But they can.”

Sad Russian noise

If you have to decide to rake in money or to do the right thing the answer is clear. Of course they do the right th… Lol, sorry, I’m kidding. The correct answer is money.

Dicked to hell. What a way to go.

Holy… what a shit show.

“They were not supposed to be fighting back! 😭”

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”