What is with all these wall of text answers guys?

Twitter people like Twitter and Twitter man for making it. Twitter now not Twitter is now X and no more Twitter man. Twitter people not like TeslaSpace man. Twitter man make BlueSky.

No elephant needed to make this story work. Remember: twitter brain cannot handle too many characters.

Nnooooooooo it’s not WWIII!!! I can’t understand that warfare is fought on multiple fronts, so don’t call an obvious global struggle for power and supremacy WWIII /s!!!

Skill Issue

They’re not a “literal” Islamic state…

They’re Suetekh.

At the very least, it can’t be good satire if you have to ask.

Imagine that you are me and were asked what the 5th digit of pi is. How might I respond to this question?

Damn it’s been a long time since I’ve had to use the whole thing:

Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off.

You don’t. If they don’t wanna be here, don’t take on this huge crusade to get them here. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make them drink. They must take the final step themselves.

Focus on making lemme a desirable place to be, less on getting people to use the communication tool you happen to prefer.

Ahh yes, the famous US state of donbas and belgorod, where Grigor Washington first discovered demokraci.

Cut off tail of snake and it will eventually grow back. Cut off head of snake and it cannot grow back.

Neckbeard gamer from the 1970’s that propagated medieval fantasy tabletop games was sexist. More breaking news at 11.

Skill issue.

If you mess up and lose your job as a politician for lying, then you weren’t good enough at weeding out truthfulness to be a politician.

Good for them. Maybe they could go work for NASA when all is said and done.

People hated them, because they told the truth.

'Nam wins again.