x32 mode may be an option to take advantage of some more registers/instructions, but I’d assume not many distros support that as a platform.

I have an Asus EeePC where the latest BIOS update straight up removed the option for AHCI and hard wired IDE compat mode. Luckily, I had kept the previous version and downgrade was possible.

It does support 64-bit though?

the sleep issues.

Ah, the life of a sysadmin

Except if they’re on “our side” if course.

People can get seriously hurt falling down a chair, or on their head from just standing upright.

An Outside Context Problem was the sort of thing most civilizations encountered just once, and which they tended to encounter rather in the same way a sentence encountered a full stop.

https://xkcd.com/1172/

https://youtu.be/z77JFw2D6f8 ?

Schrödinger’s bomb

relevant

There’s a file called /pwnedornot and it contains “no, you’re safe bro”

COOLFI~1.AME

GNU, or as I’d like to call it, GNU+PTerry

New NSFW game pitch:

Fucktorio

The bellies must grow

Gentoo because I know my way around it and I’m able to only install stuff that I explicitly want and configured.

Playing the devil’s advocate here: the existence of hell is not a contested subject among abrahamitic clerical organizations.