I’ve spent a lot of time in RPGs, and the last time I RPed in a G was around the time George Bush’s dad was president.

“withdrew all ground troops” … “one brigade remains.”

They named the bill wrong - it should be Kids’ Act for Online Safety- KAOS.

Aussie Pedo-Priest is all you need for a very dark horror-comedy.

Herzlichen glückwunsch zum geweedschlagenstag!

My last game was exhausting. Years of cryptic lore, mediocre tie-in properties we pretended were good, pvp you could opt out of midstream by switching off your router, a sandbox that one player characterized as “as wide as the universe and one inch deep.”

So, I thought I’d try something completely different, and that different thing, god help me, is Evony.

Try to train a human comedian to make jokes without ever allowing him to hear another comedian’s jokes, never watching a movie, never reading a book or magazine, never watching a TV show. I expect the jokes would be pretty weak.

I hope this is cubic meters…

Big Narstie, Richard Ayoade, the guy from Red Dwarf

You don’t come across the word ‘knifeman’ that often.

Being unshunned and reshunned is even more aggressive. https://media.tenor.com/aLiqWMAiXScAAAAC/the-office-dwight-schrute.gif

Didgdingding! /thread

If only workers paid into the unemployment fund every paycheck, then there’d be no argument for keeping their money from them. Oh, wait… we do.

Nobody ever made money by betting on Trump being smart or noble.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Garcia#United_States_military_activities

I saw an article earlier today about shutting down Diego Garcia. Doubt it’ll happen anytime soon, but if they do, that stuff - and there’s a lot of it - would probably move to Oz.

(Found the article on lemmy - https://startrek.website/post/1093559)

Reminds me of a French pun that entertained me: Les Angleterreorists.

If you’re old enough to get murdered by Putin’s prison mercenaries, you’re old enough to rub one out.

Is Moon NATO member?

Apparently run out of a Staples store in a strip mall in Frederick Maryland.