20 billion barely buys an election these days

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Yup. Biden had just started to return stability and reassure allies, even with one arm tied behind his back for his entire term, just so that Trump can fuck everything up again. I hope a true American ally sees him for the threat he is and we have an Ebrahim Reisi situation

Yeah I know, God forbid anything interrupt my employers steady exploitation of me for financial gain

Nah, make the entire operation look like a Russian assassination plot on Z went wrong. People in US intelligence that are currently involved with Ukraine would definitely help facilitate that story.

Exactly I mean, the USA isn’t going to start a war with an ally over a shitbag placeholder president like Trump. As for Russia they’re already fucking war so what are they going to do? If anything set it up so it looks like a Russian assassination attempt on Z went wrong and got Putin and Trump instead. United States should have been at war with Russia since 2016 anyway. Now would be a great time to join in considering Russian combat capacity is at nearly zero, and they’re currently utilizing the zap branigan meat wave tactic.

At this point if that actually happened China would take a long hard look and go no thank you sir. They ain’t doing shit to defend Russia. Hell, if we promised them a portion of it, they’d help us take it

So believe it or not back when the USA had its shit together we had this thing called the CIA and boy were they pretty good at identifying and exploiting power vacuums to the advantage of our country.

But then the only things he can talk about are rape, treason, paying for sex, and shitting his pants

So Ukraine, hear me out… Eliminate Trump and Putin during the negotiations, blame it on someone else. Everyone will thank you, and we’ll get over it.

I could have swore Japanese trains were known for moving faster than a speeding something or other…

How many 9/11’s is that? Can anyone do the math for me?

I also think part of the plan is that voters will cyclically vote in Democrats after things really hit the fan and then they’ll be able to fix large portions of the mess that have been made before people get too comfortable and vote Republican again and they can fuck everything up.

Now with all the private prison people he has in his cabinet this is making more sense. The one thing that they will have an abundance of is prisoners people being falsely imprisoned for bullshit charges. What better way to use them than to get some free labor

So where are those factories gonna come from, and whose gonna work in them? He’s also saying he’s going to get rid of all the immigrants and we only have so many people being released from prison that are willing to do non-union factory work.

Yeah, he’s a dickless piece of shit. It would take a pair of balls to actually follow through on your word, so I wouldn’t expect it from him