Aaàaannnndddd what does this have to do with programming aside from it being software?

pays overtime or comp time

You’re very funny, great joke! 😭

Man not all are even trying to beat the average!

A tale as old as time.

Experienced me sees a language where parentheses are optional and I think “ew no”

If you’re worried about speed, there are better options for your backend than JavaScript.

My best guess is that it’s “boring” and not trendy.

Where my springboot homies at?

Clojure, it’s a lisp that runs on the jvm and would be quite the shakeup for ya.

Ah

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Manx I kind of expected more than a definition.

Same…

I started using comic sans mono ironically, but have come to realize that it legit is easy to read.

Yes