Headline is misleading. There is no canon timeline and never has been, regardless of what officially-licensed book it was published in.

The game designers have said many times that they don’t take any sort of timeline into account when designing a new Zelda game. They nail down the mechanics, and the story comes next, and if it happens to match up thematically in relation to another game, that’s just a bonus.

This is true about every armed conflict on the planet.

It’s still a pretty young technology, and it took a few years to understand the impacts of it. We’ve had them long enough now to be able to see how detrimental they have been to the first generation using them.

Imagine how many people have thought about whether they could fit that rock in their butt.

… Can I see it?

I see Simone Giertz, I click. She remains one of the best people on YouTube.

Okay, sure, but voting on a single issue is what fucking morons do.

Sounds to me like those are shitty safety limits then. Fix your nuke plants, Japan. You’d think this would be a priority after the last time.

Nah, it’s just incredibly rude and obnoxious to imply a person is a sex pest just because you’re too lazy or incompetent to spend ten seconds on a search engine.

George Carlin is a goddamned philosopher saint compared to the turdlet you named. Educate yourself, man!

Whatever you think of the results or the implications, it’s hard to deny that it is in fact interesting. People downvoting you for saying so ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Carlin’s great wisdom is in understanding that how things are is the greatest joke of all.

One of the 20th Century’s greatest popular philosophers.

Lol, the headline makes it sound like they were just so belligerent about being told to stop taking pictures of themselves that they flipped the boat out of spite.

Or Black Friday either.

In fact, if a store is telling you to shop there, that’s good reason to not.

Christian conservatives will always prefer fiction over reality.

This feels like early internet content, and not in a good way.

I recommend watching her videos on .5 speed. They almost sound like a normal person talking.

So not a city at all.

Just in time for the holiday baking and candy sales season. How convenient.

This is the new norm. Summer in the southern hemisphere = Australia burns. Summer in the north = Canada and the US burns. Give it a couple years and expect that list of countries on fire every year to expand rapidly.

I figure the only reason you don’t hear about this happening across Europe is they destroyed their forests centuries ago.