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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"

www.torquenews.com

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A Cybertruck Owner Says He’s Thrilled that Tesla Sold Him a Defective Truck. He adds, “I Can Now Return the Truck to Tesla at Full Price & Buy a Brand-New Cybertruck for $30,000 Less"

www.torquenews.com

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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A Cybertruck owner is celebrating the fact that Tesla sold him a defective truck. He can now avoid all the depreciation by returning the vehicle to Tesla at full price. However, he’ll be using the money to buy another Cybertruck for $30,000 less.
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    Why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?

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      This was a stupid purchase the first time. Learning Elon is a Nazi won’t make this person smarter.

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      Recursion

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        Will the price eventually hit 0 or is it asymptotic?

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          Eventually, Elon will pay people to take his “trucks.”

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          No, as there will always be a lot of metal for scrap. What is the price of aluminium at your local scrapyard? That will give you an idea for the price floor.

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            Those batteries are easily the most valuable part.

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        Oh, I know this one! It’s like the Hans im Glück (Hans in Luck / Variants) tale: Hans starts with a cow and ends up with a rock, through a series of “advantageous” swaps.

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        But why not just take the money and get a non-nazi mobile?

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      Because they are a Nazi. It’s not rocket science.

      At least Nazi rockets were supposed to explode.

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      Buying into the cult like it’s scientology

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      Swasticar Wankpanzers are among the most effective and modern ways to advertise that you are both single and really fucking horny.

      It also advertises that one has a really tiny dick and is a total asswipe, which is the combined reason for the first part.

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        Wankpanzer is good, but I prefer Deplorean.

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